Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - Anita Loos

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By Alex Wang Posted on Jan 20, 2026
In Category - Gentle Futurism
Anita Loos Anita Loos
English
Okay, so picture this: It's the Roaring Twenties. A young blonde from Little Rock named Lorelei Lee gets a diamond tiara from a rich admirer and decides to write it all down in her diary. What follows is the funniest, sharpest, most accidentally brilliant social commentary you'll ever read. Through Lorelei's wide-eyed, grammatically-challenged entries, we get a tour of high society in New York, Paris, and on a luxury liner, all while she charmingly pursues her one true love: diamonds. The genius? Lorelei thinks she's just writing about her outfits and admirers, but Anita Loos is letting us see the whole ridiculous game. It's a short, sparkling book that feels incredibly modern. If you like witty narrators who are smarter than they seem, and stories that make you laugh while pointing out the absurdities of money and power, you need to meet Lorelei Lee. Trust me, it's a total delight.
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Published in 1925, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is the fictional diary of Lorelei Lee, a beautiful young woman from Little Rock with a simple philosophy: "Kissing your hand may make you feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever." The 'story' is really just Lorelei recounting her adventures, but what adventures they are!

The Story

Lorelei's wealthy beau, Gus Eisman (the 'Button King'), sends her to Europe to become 'cultured.' She travels with her best friend, the brunette Dorothy, who is more cynical and prefers 'gentlemen' to their money. Lorelei writes everything down in her unique, misspelled style, describing parties, shopping trips, and her interactions with a parade of wealthy men—from movie producers to English lords. She navigates everything from a murder accusation to high-society snubs with the same unshakable, charming logic: if a problem can't be solved with a smile or a new diamond, it's probably not worth solving.

Why You Should Read It

This book is a masterclass in voice. Lorelei seems silly on the surface, but her observations are razor-sharp. She understands the social rules of her world perfectly—she just follows them to her own advantage. You're constantly laughing with her cleverness, even as you laugh at her diary's hilarious errors. Anita Loos isn't making fun of Lorelei; she's using her to hold up a mirror to the men who value beauty over brains and the society that lets it happen. It's satire that feels fresh a century later. Lorelei is in on the joke, and by the end, you realize she might be the smartest person in the room.

Final Verdict

This is the perfect book for anyone who loves a funny, clever narrator. If you enjoyed the wit of The Great Gatsby but wished it was from a woman's perspective, or if you like stories about people playing the system, you'll adore this. It's a quick, sparkling read that's much smarter than it looks—just like its heroine. Don't let the title fool you; it's a timeless comedy about ambition, friendship, and knowing exactly what you want.



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Christopher Brown
1 year ago

This is one of those stories where the flow of the text seems very fluid. I will read more from this author.

Kimberly Lee
2 months ago

High quality edition, very readable.

David Moore
4 months ago

Fast paced, good book.

Daniel Miller
8 months ago

Solid story.

Kimberly Ramirez
2 months ago

I started reading out of curiosity and the storytelling feels authentic and emotionally grounded. A true masterpiece.

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